{"id":1290,"date":"2015-12-07T07:50:47","date_gmt":"2015-12-07T06:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/?p=1290"},"modified":"2015-12-07T07:44:51","modified_gmt":"2015-12-07T06:44:51","slug":"definition-abruti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/definition-abruti\/","title":{"rendered":"[Mise \u00e0 jour indispensable] D\u00e9finition : Abruti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Abruti<\/strong> <em>n<\/em>. Personne omnipr\u00e9sente dans <!--more-->les domaines de la sp\u00e9culation intellectuelle, \u00e9galement tr\u00e8s active dans les voies de l&rsquo;activit\u00e9 morale. Ce fut l\u2019abruti qui inventa l&rsquo;\u00e9criture, l&rsquo;imprimerie, le chemin de fer, le bateau \u00e0 vapeur, le t\u00e9l\u00e9graphe, la platitude et les sciences exactes. Il fut \u00e0 l&rsquo;origine du patriotisme et des guerres internationales, et cr\u00e9a la th\u00e9ologie, la philosophie, la loi, la m\u00e9decine et Chicago. Il institua les gouvernements monarchiques et r\u00e9publicains. Il est pr\u00e9sent au fil des \u00e2ges \u00a0des origines jusqu\u2019\u00e0 nos jours, exer\u00e7ant son <a href=\"http:\/\/fr.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Idiosyncrasie#Sciences_sociales\" target=\"_blank\">idiosyncrasique<\/a> \u00a0activit\u00e9. \u00c0 l&rsquo;aube des temps il chantait sur les collines primitives, et il conduit dans ce mitan de l&rsquo;existence la procession des vivants. Il borde de son auguste main le coucher du soleil de la civilisation, et dans le cr\u00e9puscule pr\u00e9pare pour l&rsquo;Humain sa bouillie mentale du soir, se tenant pr\u00eat \u00e0 refermer la dalle de la tombe universelle. Et quand les derniers d&rsquo;entre nous se seront retir\u00e9s dans la nuit de l&rsquo;\u00e9ternel oubli, l&rsquo;abruti prendra sa plume pour r\u00e9diger l&rsquo;histoire de l&rsquo;humaine civilisation.<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 210px;\"><em><strong>Ambrose Bierce &#8211; Le Dictionnaire du Diable<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Abruti n. Personne omnipr\u00e9sente dans<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3734,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[25,27],"class_list":["post-1290","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jour-en-jours","tag-blabla","tag-humeur"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/ABRUTIS-.png","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1290"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1290\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3734"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1290"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1290"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1290"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}