{"id":13156,"date":"2022-07-23T17:11:05","date_gmt":"2022-07-23T15:11:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/?p=13156"},"modified":"2022-07-23T17:11:11","modified_gmt":"2022-07-23T15:11:11","slug":"attrape-gogo-musical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/attrape-gogo-musical\/","title":{"rendered":"Attrape gogo \u00ab\u00a0musical\u00a0\u00bb !"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>L&rsquo;attrape gogo (pour ne pas dire bobo) dans toute sa majest\u00e9. Bon, si il y a des abrutis pour acheter ce truc, tant mieux pour le fabricant. Je trouve que le pire c&rsquo;est le texte de l&rsquo;article, \u00e9crit par on ne sait qui (peut-\u00eatre un robot journaliste <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"16\" width=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/static.xx.fbcdn.net\/images\/emoji.php\/v9\/t9f\/1\/16\/1f61b.png\" alt=\"&#x1f61b;\"\/> ). Exemple de phrase : \u00ab\u00a0<em>Bien qu\u2019ils aient fait leur temps, les tourne-disques et vinyles sont \u00e0 ce jour consid\u00e9r\u00e9s comme des objets vintages de collection<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb ou encore : \u00ab\u00a0<em>il fut un temps pas si lointain o\u00f9 certains d\u2019entre nous devaient acheter des vinyles pour d\u00e9couvrir les derniers sons de leurs artistes favoris. Alors pour revivre ces moments avec nostalgie<\/em>\u00a0\u00bb ! Bref, un article totalement nul pour un produit sans aucun int\u00e9r\u00eat. <\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/creapills.com\/turnt-vinyle-smartphone-yamaha-20220721\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"678\" height=\"431\" src=\"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Bullshit-pour-gogos.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-13157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Bullshit-pour-gogos.png 678w, https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Bullshit-pour-gogos-600x381.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 678px) 100vw, 678px\" \/><\/a><figcaption><strong>Un clic sur l&rsquo;image pour aller rire un peu en lisant cet article digne du Pulitzer.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p>Superbe (enfin le mot est sans doute un poil trop fort) publi-reportage, sans nuances, et sans aucun doute r\u00e9dig\u00e9 par une pigiste qui se contente de recopier un argumentaire marketing (il n&rsquo;y a qu&rsquo;\u00e0 voir le niveau de recherches sur le march\u00e9 actuel du vinyle) ou encore mieux par un robot journaliste. Bref, c&rsquo;est bien d&rsquo;en rire, non ! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>L&rsquo;attrape gogo (pour ne pas dire bobo) dans toute sa majest\u00e9. Bon, si il y<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":13157,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,4],"tags":[25,701],"class_list":["post-13156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jour-en-jours","category-image-du-jour","tag-blabla","tag-bullshit"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/Bullshit-pour-gogos.png","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13156"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13156\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13157"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}