{"id":3907,"date":"2016-01-01T11:07:40","date_gmt":"2016-01-01T10:07:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/?p=3907"},"modified":"2016-01-01T11:07:40","modified_gmt":"2016-01-01T10:07:40","slug":"pace-e-salute-aussi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/pace-e-salute-aussi\/","title":{"rendered":"Pace e Salute aussi !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Une ann\u00e9e 2016 pour exorciser &#8211; peut-\u00eatre &#8211; 2015 !<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u00a0\u00bb Qu\u2019est-ce que le premier janvier, sinon le jour honni entre tous o\u00f9 des brass\u00e9s d\u2019imb\u00e9ciles joviaux se jettent sur leur t\u00e9l\u00e9phone pour vous rappeler l\u2019inexora<span class=\"text_exposed_show\">ble progression de votre compte \u00e0 rebours avant le d\u00e9part vers le P\u00e8re Lachaise\u2026?<br \/>\nCet hiver, afin de m\u2019\u00e9pargner au maximum les assauts grotesques de ces enthousiasmes hypocrites, j\u2019ai modifi\u00e9 l\u00e9g\u00e8rement le message de mon r\u00e9pondeur t\u00e9l\u00e9phonique. Au lieu de dire \u00ab Bonjour \u00e0 tous\u00bb, j\u2019ai mis \u00ab Bonne ann\u00e9e mon cul \u00bb. C\u2019est net, c\u2019est sobre, et \u00e7a vole suffisamment bas pour que les grossiers trouvent \u00e7a vulgaire. \u00ab\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"text_exposed_show\">\n<p>PIERRE DESPROGES &#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Chronique de la haine ordinaire\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une ann\u00e9e 2016 pour exorciser &#8211; peut-\u00eatre &#8211; 2015 !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3908,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-3907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jour-en-jours","tag-humeur"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Pace-e-Salute.jpg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3907\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}