{"id":6013,"date":"2016-12-27T11:35:38","date_gmt":"2016-12-27T10:35:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/?p=6013"},"modified":"2016-12-27T11:35:38","modified_gmt":"2016-12-27T10:35:38","slug":"une-petite-catastrophe-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/une-petite-catastrophe-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Une petite catastrophe\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>Une chute fatale.<\/h1>\n<p>Hier, lundi 26 d\u00e9cembre 2016, coup de fil catastroph\u00e9 de Laurette mon \u00e9pouse. Un incident domestique impliquant un ou deux de nos chats voire plus a provoqu\u00e9 une chute fatale. Celle du t\u00e9l\u00e9viseur \u2014 \u00e9cran plat, 101 cm. Bim, bam, gros boum ! Tomb\u00e9 \u00e0 plat de la hauteur du plan multim\u00e9dia ! je n&rsquo;ai rien vu, \u00e9tant au boulot.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6008\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6008\" style=\"width: 888px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-6008 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/plan-multimedia.jpg\" alt=\"plan multimedia\" width=\"888\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/plan-multimedia.jpg 888w, https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/plan-multimedia-600x338.jpg 600w, https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/plan-multimedia-830x467.jpg 830w, https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/plan-multimedia-230x130.jpg 230w, https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/plan-multimedia-350x197.jpg 350w, https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/plan-multimedia-480x270.jpg 480w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 888px) 100vw, 888px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6008\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Avant la chute fatale !<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>R\u00e9sultat ? \u00c9cran LCD fichu, irr\u00e9m\u00e9diablement. On a quand m\u00eame \u00e9vit\u00e9 le pire, la chute de l&rsquo;appareil n&rsquo;ayant pas entra\u00een\u00e9 celle du lecteur DVD, branch\u00e9 en HDMI sur la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision. mais le c\u00e2ble, lui est fichu aussi, un des connecteurs \u00e9tant rest\u00e9 arrach\u00e9 au reste du fil dans son emplacement sur le lecteur. Reste \u00e0 voir si rien n&rsquo;a \u00e9t\u00e9 endommag\u00e9 dans la prise HDMI du DVD.<\/p>\n<p>Vous allez me dire, que, vu la qualit\u00e9 des programmes de la TNT et autres diffuseurs, ce n&rsquo;est pas\u00a0une grosse perte. Mais quand m\u00eame. Elle n&rsquo;avait que 2 ans et 5 mois, toute jeune encore. Bien sur ce n&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas du haut de gamme, mais quand m\u00eame ! Et bien sur, il n&rsquo;y a pas urgence \u00e0 se pr\u00e9cipiter chez fnarty ou ailleurs pour en racheter une autre, mais quand m\u00eame ! \u00c7a fiche les boules ! Salopards de chats ! \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Une chute fatale. Hier, lundi 26 d\u00e9cembre 2016, coup de fil catastroph\u00e9 de Laurette mon<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6008,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,4],"tags":[25],"class_list":["post-6013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jour-en-jours","category-image-du-jour","tag-blabla"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/plan-multimedia.jpg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6013"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6013\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}