{"id":6166,"date":"2017-02-21T23:39:50","date_gmt":"2017-02-21T22:39:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/?p=6166"},"modified":"2017-02-21T23:39:50","modified_gmt":"2017-02-21T22:39:50","slug":"putain-de-bagnole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/putain-de-bagnole\/","title":{"rendered":"Putain de bagnole !"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>FAIT CHIER !!!<\/h1>\n<p>Je sais, les majuscules sur internet, c\u2019est comme crier, hurler ! Mais voil\u00e0, je dois crier et hurler ! LA POISSE s\u2019acharne en ce moment ! Je ne vous raconte pas tout, mais hier soir, souci avec la troisi\u00e8me vitesse de la vieille Fiat Punto qui nous transporte d\u2019un point \u00e0 l\u2019autre ! Impossible de la passer cette fichue troisi\u00e8me, juste un gros scrrrrrouiiiiiiiiitchhhhhhh ! Et seule option, passer directement en quatri\u00e8me. Et dans l\u2019autre sens, pareil ! Bon, je passe les d\u00e9tails\u2026<\/p>\n<h1>VERDICT ?<\/h1>\n<p>Boite de vitesse HS ! Pignon troisi\u00e8me a rendu l\u2019\u00e2me (connard) et entra\u00eene avec lui dans la mort le reste de la boite !<\/p>\n<h1>Et donc ?<\/h1>\n<p>Embrayage et boite \u00e0 changer ! 900 \u20ac (sans compter les surprises possibles) !<\/p>\n<h1>Le choix ?<\/h1>\n<p>R\u00e9parer ou changer de voiture ! Sauf que pas les moyens actuellement de changer ! Donc r\u00e9paration, demande d\u2019aide \u00e0 la famille ! Et on fera tenir la b\u00eate quelques mois de plus !<\/p>\n<p>Bon, sur ce, bonne nuit ! Et j\u2019esp\u00e8re ne pas r\u00eaver de bagnoles pourries !<\/p>\n<p><em>(Il est 23h40 au moment de publier\u00a0ce billet d\u2019humeur morose) !<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FAIT CHIER !!! Je sais, les majuscules sur internet, c\u2019est comme crier, hurler ! Mais<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":6167,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-6166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-jour-en-jours","tag-humeur"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/bagnole.jpg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6166"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6166\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/joseph-isola.info\/Sardequin\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}